Yeah, I’m old enough to remember “Mad Magazine.” In addition to “Quid! Me anxius sum,” or Quid? Vexus me?” “Semper ubi, Sub Ubi” was a periodically used Mad Magazine catchphrase that was a corruption of Latin (Dog Latin) that meant ‘ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR.’
Always wear underwear. It’s a great admonition for lots of reasons. Among the reasons are: 1) Comfort – no irritation or chafing, 2) Protection – nasty zippers can take out quite a bite, 3) Modesty – shifting clothes may not protect your privacy, 4) Fashion – May need to hold things together (think of Spanx), and of course, 5) Hygiene – Provide a barrier between your body and outer clothing.
It’s the barrier issue that I mean to address here.
Sweat, drips, and leaks are constant offenders. The underwear helps to absorb some of those embarrassing failures of your body’s natural functions. Just being sweaty wet is uncomfortable.
Well, yes, the underwear contributes to your peace of mind for these failures, but sometimes the failures pass through even the bestest of underwear. This can cause Especially embarrassing moments where you end up with an itch, a leak or a stink. That leak may show up where you can’t see it, but it shows for everyone following you…well they may share your embarrassment
If you leak…if you itch, if you cannot hold still and end up doing an itchy butt dance, BumPads™ can take the heat for you and give you back your privacy, your comfort and your modesty. NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW about your itch. No need to bring along additional undies. No need to dance your way to comfort. The BumPads take on that responsibility.
Therefore, if you always wear underwear, with BumPads™ you can now say “Quid. Vexus me?” Which is dog latin for What? Me worry? Nevermore with BumPads™.
BumPads™…trying to become commercially available.
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